15/12/12 The Devil's Rock (2011)

Demonic hypno-boobs.

8/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1712578/

Perkin.

15/12/12 Black Moon Rising (1986)

Bum-awful old toss that retains some entertainment value due to the 'high tec' future gizmos on display. And Linda Hamilton when she was still worth one. Terrible hair though.

4/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090735/

Perkin.

15/12/12 Deja Vu (2006)

Denzil Washington battles bravely against a two hour plot hole.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467/
4/10

Perkin.

14/12/12 House At The End Of The Street (2012)

Standard whiny teen/struggling mum/odd neighbour stuff.

Does a twist near the end, it's not very good.

3/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1582507/

Perkin.

12/12/12 12/12/12 (2012)

1.2/12
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2313780/

"Corbett, motherfuckers!"

Perkin.

09/12/12 Betrayal (1983)

Jeremy Irons and Patricia Hodge have an unexciting, seemingly sexless affair whilst fully dressed in grey clothing.

Ben Kingsley possibly wears a wig and overacts. Apparently based on a play by Harold Pinter. Which reminds me of this:

Load of old wank.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085234/

1/10

Perkin.

09/12/12 Poltergeist (1982)

Here's a quote from the IMDB trivia page about this film:

"Steven Spielberg worked on Poltergeist and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial literally back to back. Principal photography on Poltergeist ended in August of 1981, then Spielberg took a few weeks off and began work on E.T."


Yeah, that's called having a job, Spielberg you bearded cabbage.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/



Something about him that really tugs my balls. The man peaked 37 years ago with Jaws. Wanker.

5/10

Perkin.