05/07/14 Outpost: Rise Of The Spetsnaz (2013)

Third film in the Outpost series. Like the other two, there was an editorial suite decision to slide the saturation tab all the way back resulting in an almost entirely colourless film where trees, clothes, faces and mud are all the same shade of omnigrey.

Also, for a film involving machine guns, mad nazis and a muscular Scottish fellow punching zombies, it's pretty boring.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2241403/
4/10

Perkin.

04/07/14 The Crazies (2010)

Ho-hum remake of the dull original.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455407/
5/10

Perkin.

Didn't watch this film, but thought I'd put the poster on here as it looks like angry bumming.

03/07/14 Closed Circuit (2013)

Far too believable conspiracy flick about the establishment performing morally unforgivable acts under the justification of maintaining the balance of power and influence it 'their' favour.

Plays out like a TV film, but a good one. Like a 90 minute episode of Spooks. During that one series when it was really good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2218003/
7/10

Perkin.

03/07/14 Sliver (1993)

Bloody hell. A supposedly erotic thriller that manages to be void of thrills and made my trousers feel cold and dead.

Awful.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108162/
1/10

Perkin

02/07/14 Hidden 3D (2011)

Didn't watch this, Podd did. It was on The Horror Channel, which probably tells you all you need to know about its quality.

Starring upside-down shoutyman.

Perkin.

02/07/14 Water Wars (2014)

Not yet released, but leaked online.

...Leaked. Get it?

Anyway, it's a steaming coil of don't bother.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3010202/
1/10

01/07/14 Sharon's Baby (1975)

Joan Collins nearly gets raped by a midget, then gives birth to an evil baby gnome. Seriously.

Brief cameo by Floella Benjamin.

Both as terrible and entertaining as it sounds.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072867/
5/10

Perkin