04/09/14 The Last Shark (1981)

It was only ten minutes into this that I realised I'd already seen it this year. Still watched it as it is so funny.

Read this as I can't be arsed to do it all again:  http://filmplop.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/190314-last-shark-1981.html

03/09/14 Night Moves (2013)

MacBook hippies blow up a dam. It goes a bit bollock-wonk.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2043933/
7.5/10

Perkin.

03/09/14 A Good Man (2014)

A fat bloke.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3480556/

2/10

Perkin.

03/09/14 Blue Smoke (2007)

It was on TV. We didn't have much to do. Pleasant enough fluff. Woman works as a fire police. Stalked by odd chap who likes to make fires.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0893397/
6.4/10

01/09/14 Twins Of Evil (1971)

Brilliant old Hammer film about the usual vampires and castles nonsense.  The Director of Photography had one of the best names of any human ever.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069427/
8/10

Told you.

"TUNE!!!"

"C'mon people! Up up in the air, like you jus' don't care!""

"That's it sister, feel it! Mad vibes in the house"

"Sweet rims, blud"

Pimp my cart.

These are the twins of the title. Why did Hammer cast such physically unappealing women?

George Osborne. Here seen enjoying a relaxing night at home drinking a goblet of child's blood.

Usual nonsense aside, Peter Cushing was flippin' fantastic in everything. Brilliant actor.

One of the twins, doing something evil.

Me: wanking like a salt-firing Gatling Gun.

I also developed a large purple hat watching this.

Perkin.

01/09/14 At The Devil's Door (2014)

Watched this again as Podd didn't see it the other week. Still good an' all that.

Perkin.

01/09/14 Oldboy (2013)

We've been on holiday. Still managed to watch quite a few films, but wasn't so interested as this was our temporary back garden:

Far more interesting than the remake of Oldboy, which is shit. Sharlto Copley was particually fucking terrible. More like Shitto Copley. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321511/

2/10

Perkin.