11/09/14 Kantemir (2014)

The Biggest novelty in this otherwise completely forgettable film is reuniting Diane Cary and Robert Englund who played Harmony and Willie back in the original series of V thirty years ago.

If you're gonna spend a few hours in front of the TV, probably better off watching V, really. That show was cocking brilliant. The remake was shit though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2525156/
4/10

Heh heh "Willie".

Perkin.

07/09/14 Montana (2014)

Not yet released but leaked online.

A bit like Leon, but with London gangs, innit bruv.

The action scenes are excellent and Lars Mikkelson does a very good amoral bearded fellow.

Ta.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2208568/
Guns/10

07/09/14 The Dam Busters (1955)

A man with an awkwardly named dog drops a bomb in some water. Jeremy Clarkson develops a bonk-on.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046889/
7/10

Perkin.

06/09/14 The Pact 2 (2014)

Watch the first one, it's much better.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2924442/
4/10

06/09/14 X Men: Days Of Future Past (2014)

Saw it again. Still a bit shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1877832/
4.4/10

Perkin.

05/09/14 7500 (2014)

A load of people die on a plane. Some haunted toy or something.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1975159/
4/10

Perkin.

05/09/14 The Captive (2014)

Ryan Reynolds should keep the beard. He looks like some kind of biscuit with raisins for eyes when clean shaven.

This starts well then turns into a load of unlikely monkey buttocks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2326612/
5/10

Perkin.