19/12/14 The Equalizer (2014)

By-the-numbers action film that, for some reason, lasts for 2hrs 15mins. I preferred the Edward Woodward TV show.

Denzil Washington's a fine fellow, but for true entertainment you need a white-haired British pensioner politely punching unconvincing street toughs then driving away in a Jag.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455944/
5/10

Perkin.

18/12/14 Left Behind (2014)

A Wigolas Cage film about a pilot who's flying a plane when 'The Rapture' takes place.


For fuck's sake.

Y'know what, here's a song I made up on the spot last night whilst watching this, it will count as my review for this sack of fucking bollocks film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2467046/
1/10

Perkin.

17/12/14 Bad Turn Worse (2014)

What should've been a cracking story about how small town boredom can so easily lead to low-level crime and the consequences of, instead became a boring film about people doing dull, people-y things and some tepid plot twists. Acting and all that very good, story not so much.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2873214/
5/10

Perkin.

17/12/14 Summer Of Fear (1978)

This was on the horror channel again. For some strange, masochistic reason we sat through it again. It's still shit. It was the afternoon, we'd been up late. I dunno, no excuse really.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078330/
4/10

Perkin

15/12/14 Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)

Early on in this film, within the first three or four minutes, someone describes new-born babies as looking like "potatoes with arms".

That's the only funny part of this film. Don't see it. It's terrible shit.

Fucking awful.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2170439/
1/10

Fuck this film and all like it.

Perkin.

15/12/14 Gone Girl (2014)

A man's wife disappears. He may have killed her, but he says he didn't. I struggled to care either way.

A film that is well made (acting, composition and whatnot) yet shit (not a single likable character, motivations seem unlikely etc.).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2267998/
5/10

Perkin.

__/12/14 Raised By Wolves (2014)

Pretty decent found footage (yeah, another) film about a spooky house in the desert.

Like a dusty cross between Blair Witch and Lord Of Illusions.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2350852/
7/10

Perkin.