Film Plop

06/05/15 Wrong Turn (2003)

One of the better films about young people getting lost in some woods and killed by inbreds.

Years ago, a friend of mine had a great expression: a good shit is better than bad sex.

I can't quite work out how to apply that to this film, but I'm sure there's a way.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295700/

5/10

Perkin.

05/05/15 Wild In Blue (2014)

Some guy murders people. He films it. Nearly managed to kill us with boredom.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3374816/

2/10

Perkin.

05/05/15 Kingsmen: The Secret Service (2014)

There's a scene in this film where Colin Firth murders lots of Yank fundamentalists. Predictably enough, the IMDB message boards have a large number of postings from upset, cretinous ear-breathing bumwits.

We thought it was possibly the most enjoyable moment in a film we've seen for years.

Also, Rob Zombie, that scene is how you use the song Freebird effectively. You talentless dick.

Also, also, Rob Zombie, your music was shit.

Anyway, the plot of the film is basically Good Will Hunting with lots of guns.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802144/

8.8/10

Perkin.

04/05/15 Dredd (2012)

A documentary about life in contemporary Croydon. But with some of the unpleasantness played down.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1343727/

8/10

Perkin.

04/05/15 Deep In The Darkness (2014)

A doctor and his family move to the countryside where he can still be a doctor but in a barn. The small town they move to hides a terrible secret, in the caves that run underneath the town, there's a small tribe of bad actors who demand sacrifices.

Dunno why the town's so scared of 'em. They're just people with mud on. Give 'em a fucking good shoeing and they'll go right back to their caves. Muddy puffs.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2994948/

4.8/10