02/09/15 Aftermath (2013)

Man has a problem with his employees.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490075/
5.8/10

Perkin.

02/09/15 Dead Heat (1988)

This was the third time I've seen this film.

The third.

Worth it for the last 30 minutes.

And the bit in the Chinatown butchers.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094961/
5.5/10

Perkin.

01/09/15 Futureworld (1976)

Ironic title considering how dated it looks.

Basically Jurassic Park but with robots instead of dinosaurs.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074559/
5/10

"Gentlemen, to invade The Netherlands we must wear the national dress. Cheese."

Yes.

"You should wear the cotton. I really brings out your solitary death-beam"

Japan's such a fucking odd place I'm not even sure that this is from the film or some kind of national live webcam.

"What you looking up?"

"Film Plop."

"Any good"

"Nah, not really."

"Get back to work then."

"Fuck off, you pube."

Such comfortable looking fashions back then.

Is this what the children refer to as a 'facepalm'?

Perkin.

01/09/15 National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

This was on TV the other night. First time I'd seen it in many years.

Repeats of Bullseye from the same era are playing most nights on the cable channel Challenge.

The haircuts and strangely shaped faces of the show's contestants are far more entertaining and funny.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995/
5/10


Whilst searching for appropriate Bullseye images, I found this blog from frequent Viz mention (I think) Christina Martin, have a look. It's the sorta thing we do here, but actually funny:

http://christinalouisemartin.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/its-bullseye.html

Anyway, Cheers.

Perkin.

31/08/15 Harbinger Down (2015)

Low budget cover version of The Thing.

Not as good as the original, much better than the recent sequel.

Acting's a bit arse in places, but ace effects.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3397918/
6.7/10

Perkin.

31/08/15 Pod (2015)

Man goes a bit wobbly in the head. His brother and sister visit. He claims there's an alien in the basement.

Twat!

Aliens should always be kept in the loft. Everyone knows that!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3541080/
7.2/10

Perkin.

30/08/15 Time Trap (2014)

A short Sci-Fi film that's well worth ten minutes of your time. Well made and great fun: