19/09/15 Last Shift (2014)

Young rookie plodcop on her first ever shift is left to watch over a police station that's being permanently closed the next day.

Now call me a massive cowardly tart, but personally I'd fuck off and leave to place to itself after witnessing the first blood-covered demonic entity whispering evil threats in a disused cell, not hang around and finish my shift having to deal with loads of the bastards like the cop does.

Starts off well then becomes far too repetitive. Bit like life, really. Still, mustn't grumble.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2965466/
5/10

Perkin.

18/09/15 Blood Moon (2014)

Low-budget Brit film where everyone pretends it's the American wild west. The accents, clothing, locations and sets are all impressive given the obvious lack of big funding.
However, I found the pacing sagged a little and there was a couple of weak moments.

Also, there's a werewolf. Probably should've mentioned that.

Pretty fair effort.

Well, y'know, for a nonsense, ropey Britwolf effort.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3529110/
7/10

Perkin.

--/09/15 Skeleton Key (2005)

So convenient that protagonist white girls in films like this always have one black friend who can explain to them about voodoo when the plot requires a bit of background.

"My grandma told me stories when I was a kid".

And all that lazily written shit. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397101/
5/10

Perkin.

--/09/15 Big Game (2014)

This is also bollocks, but I'll admit it's the fun type. Nonsense but entertaining. The kid's a strange looking little fella though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2088003/

Silly/10

Perkin.

--/09/15 Eden Lodge (2015)

Another dull low budget spooky effort with nothing at all to hold your interest. I watched it within the last week or so and I have already forgotten most of it.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2488220/

Meh/10

Perkin.

--/09/15 Fantastic Four (2015)

Futter Follocks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/
2.5/10

Perkin.

--/09/15 National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

Was this ever funny?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089670/
4/10

Perkin.