High-Rise (2015)

This is based on a book. I assume the book takes far too long to read, gets boring half way through and disappears up its own arse near the end as well.

4/10

Perkin.

Eddie The Eagle (2016)

By the end of this film you'll believe a man who looks like a massive paedo can fly!!!

And then fall over when he lands.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1083452/

7/10

Perkin.

An American Werewolf In London (1981)

Film about a hirsute young fellow visiting Europe. Jolly good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082010/
10/10

Perkin.

Cassidy Way (2016)

Some young folk making a documentary get more than they bargained for when some guy locks them in his basement and starts getting murdery after he mistakes them for employees of the local Evilcorp who killed his kid ten years before.

With a better script, this could've been half decent as the acting and production values are up to par and whatnot, but it substitutes the nuance it needs with tedious torture porn bollocks instead. Ho hum.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3294664/

4.4/10

Perkin.

London Has Fallen (2016)

Never saw the first one about the White House falling, although if it was as bad as this fucking dog's egg, I'm not missing much.

Didn't need to fuck with Battersea Bridge though, that's taking the piss.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3300542/

2.5/10

Perkin

25/04/16 Triple 9 (2016)

Film starts well with a bank heist that (unusually for a film) only goes partially wrong.

Turns out it was some bent copperplods. Then there's another 1hr 40mins of stuff that isn't as interesting to watch.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1712261/

5.5/10

Perkin.

24/04/16 Sucker (2015)

A young fellow becomes the student of an ageing con man and his daughter. Not brilliant, but better than I was expecting. I dunno what else to write.

Just had a look on the BBC website in another tab and I noticed that number 10 in their list of Most Read articles is 'Spider bites Australian man on penis'.

Wonder if it made his spidey sense tingle?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3130302/

7/10

Perkin.