All Mistakes Buried (2015)

Ever wanted to watch a film about society's bottom feeders breaking each others spirits and bones? Bingo!

Actually not too bad, if drab, and, surprisingly, I didn't see the twist coming. Here's five more commas: ,,,,,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3040216/

6.7/10

Perkin.

X-Men: First Class (2011)

In case you were worried, there's another 58 films based on fucking comics coming out this weekend. Phew.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270798/

5.95/10

Perkin

The Fall Of The Krays (2016)

Two gay men in suits have fights. 


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4061908/
2/10

Perkin,

11/05/16 Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)

blah, blah, blah, blah, shite.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102585/
2.5/10

Perkin.

10/05/16 Jane Got A Gun (2016)

Well acted but very dull western with the reliably yawnsome Natalie Portman and now-has-to-be-in-every-fucking-film rumple-faced dullard Joel Edgerton.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2140037/
6.4/10

Perkin.

10/05/16 I Am Wrath (2016)

John Travolta plays a chap who looks much like a strange hybrid of daytime telly dickwit Nick Knowles and one of the Tweenies, in a wig:

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Anyway, after his wife gets murdered, he goes after the people responsible, all the way from the lowly street thugs (facial tattoos, drink from bottles) to bent cops (unshaven, crooked tie, hip flask) and finally a corrupt politician (cufflinks, constantly drinking whisky with ice in a nice glass) and all levels of mid-rank goonery between them.

Travolta is backed up by loyal sidekick played by Christopher Meloni who not only out acts him, but is far, far more credible in the action scenes. With the roles reversed, this coulda been a half decent pile of action nonsense, as it is, it's fairly poo.

Very poo, actually.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3212232/

3/10

Perkin.

Jaws (1975)

Hungry fish eats people forty years ago. Little known upon release, it has since faded into complete obscurity.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/

Fish/10

Perkin.