Thursday, 11 August 2016

--/07/16 The Dooms Chapel Horror (2016)

A fellow visits a small town that has a problem with satanic cults and murderous demons. Not too bad. I think. Dunno, it was a month or so ago that I watched it but feels like flippin' ages.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974190
Probquitegoodish/10

Good to see the hand drawn posters coming back.
Perkin.

--/07/16 The Raid (2011)

A soothing film about basket weaving.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1899353/
8.8/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 Splice (2009)

Science people invent a plant-based insect-baby who they keep in a shed. Its head looks like a bum.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/
7/10

"Have yer fed Bumface?"
"Yeah, had its milk an hour ago."

Perkin.

--/07/16 Me And My Mates Vs. The Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Low budget Australian zombie film that is mostly shit but has occasionally funny dialogue.

Koalas. Utes. Boomerangs. Kangaroos. Hat corks.


That has scored me five Australia points.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2846938
5.7/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 The Devil's Dolls (2016)

Some ol' twaddle about possessed toys making people evil or whatnot. We found it a bit boring. Shame as the director's last film, The Rites of Spring, we quite liked: Plop review here:

https://filmplop.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/280316-rites-of-spring-2011.html

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3384350/
4/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 Batman Vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)

These are the films we watched in July. Didn't get round to putting them on here as last month was a wanker and can fuck right off.

Anyway, the film:


Two grown men who wear rubber costumes to work decide to have a fight. Then Wonder Woman turns up for some reason and Michael Zod from the last Superman film becomes a giant or some bollocks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/
5.4/10

Perkin.

Friday, 1 July 2016

30/06/16 Green Room (2016)

The third film by the very talented Jeremy Saulnier, his last one being the fantastic Blue Ruin: http://filmplop.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/110714-blue-ruin-2013.html and before that he done a film called Murder Party which has one of the funniest scenes in any film ever made.

Anyway, in this film a struggling young band find themselves desperate for any paying gigs, so end up agreeing to play a backwoods/backwards white supremacist bar in a deeply isolated, wooded location.
Showing an admirable disdain for their audience, they (very amusingly) open with a cover of The Dead Kennedy's 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'.

After the gig, they wander backstage to stumble across the scene of an unpleasant murdernasty and hole themselves up in the green room of the title. Things go from bollock-shaped to even worse as the aryan cunts decide it's best to leave no witnesses.

It's extremely unlikely that Mr Sauliner will ever read this fucking bollocks, but, if he does, I would like to say, once again, good work sir!
This film is fucking excellent. Every character is pin-sharp, believable and has exactly the right amount of camera time. The script is spot-on, not a single weak performance and the photography (D.O.P. a chap named Sean Porter) retains the bleak, washed out look of Sauliner's previous films which works in the film's favour without becoming a stylistic distraction.

It should also be be mentioned that this is one of Anton Yelchin's last films. As anyone who reads this shit regularly will know, we're not ones for dropping casual plaudits on actors, but that young fella genuinely had something. Every role we saw him in, including his standout performance in the otherwise fucking terrible Terminator Salvation, was one he managed to fill with warmth, vulnerability and, at the risk of sounding pretentious, honesty. He was one of the rare ones who lived up to the praise he received.

As a final note, in the last week or so, England appears to have become a nightmarish theme park dreamt up by somebody who'd happily make the fictional bar in this film their local. With that in mind:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/29/britons-urged-to-wear-safety-pins-in-solidarity-with-immigrants-safetypin

I remain hopeful.

Cheers.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4062536/
10/10

Perkin.