04/17 Savages (2012)

.Some drug selling young folk fall out with a Mexican cartel. Of particular note are the twin assassins played by Danny Trejo and Charles Hawtree.

I'm bored of writing this. 

5.98/10

04/17 Terminator Genisys (2015)

Slightly better than Terminator Salvation. But that's like saying getting punched on the dick is better than punched on the balls.

04/17 The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button (2008)

I didn't watch this, Podd did. It's some ol' crap about Brad Pitt becoming the world's oldest baby or suchlike.

04/17 Carry On Behind (1975)

.Considered by many to be the finest film ever made. A thinly-veiled biopic of William Randolph Hearst, its innovative use of cameras, music and story structure have shaped cinema immeasurably since its release in 1941.

Matron!/10

04/17 Vengence: A Love Story (2017)

.Nicholas Cage continues his ascent to the throne as the be-wigged champion of mediocre, straight-to-video films with exhaustingly generic titles.

Praise be to the hairpiece king!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5460530

5/10

Perkin.

04/17 Smoking Guns (2016)

.Reviews have bigged this up for its 'authenticity' and naturalistic acting.

Personally I felt it was more like a shite hybrid of Guy Ritchie and Tarantino's worst nonsense without any of the stuff that makes their films (mostly) worth watching.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4422164

2/10

Perkin

12/04/17 Kong: Skull Island (2017)

A giant fucking monkey has a fight with some evolutionary impossibilities.

Anyway, this is shitey McShitewank, but definitely much better than the Peter Jackson fucking rubbish from a few years ago.


6.4/10

Perkin.