13/10/19 Beyond The Sky (2018)

Low budget effort about people investigating UFO stuff. Pretty decent if I recall. Unexpectedly good effects and weaving of native lore into the UFO thing.

13/10/19 The Terminator (1984)

Woman has issues with faulty appliance.

13/10/19 Jaws (1975)

"Yeah?! Gonna bit me in half, are yer? You giant fuckin' goldfish wanker! Come over here and say that."

*Climbs onto dry land*

"Yeah, thought so. Dorsal fin bellend."

10/10

13/10/19 Tootsie (1982)

I didn't watch this, Podd did. It's one of her favourite films.

She's a strange lady.

Which also describes the plot of this film.

11/10/19 El Camino (2019)

Breaking Bad sequel flick that feels a little unnecessary and doesn't really capture whatever it was that made the show so enjoyable.

Not to say it's a bad flick, it's certainly worth a view if you liked the show.

 

That's an El Camino. Back when pick-ups could be attractive looking vehicles rather than over-sized eyesore shit-boxes parked on the paved frontage of houses with England flags in the windows.

If you own a pick-up. and it's not a work vehicle, there's a high chance you're a prick.

05/10/19 In The Tall Grass (2019)

Family trip goes bollock-shaped when they wander into a time-warping, demonic field of corn.

Starts off well, but sort of disappears up its own corn husk in the final third, turning into a bit of a farm-y version of Event Horizon, but nowhere near as good.

05/10/19 In The Shadow Of The Moon (2019)

If you're in the mood for a film about an obsessive copperplod trying to catch a time travelling murderer, then this is a pretty good one.