http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3488056/
10000000000000.0/10
Perkin.
Tuesday, 9 June 2015
06/06/15 10.0 Earthquake (2014)
How the pissing hell was this overlooked during awards season?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3488056/
10000000000000.0/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3488056/
10000000000000.0/10
05/06/15 We're Still Here (2015)
Starts off as a spooky house film where the town's newcomers suspect the locals are a little rum, finishes as a mental, splatter-flick.
Maybe not greatly original, but very well done and cracking good fun.
Well, maybe not 'fun', as it's not a comedy or a film about misbehaving puppies on a boat ride getting up to mischief and stealing sausages, but y'know, the same way The Thing is enjoyable or The Exorcist.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3520418/
8.5/10
Maybe not greatly original, but very well done and cracking good fun.
Well, maybe not 'fun', as it's not a comedy or a film about misbehaving puppies on a boat ride getting up to mischief and stealing sausages, but y'know, the same way The Thing is enjoyable or The Exorcist.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3520418/
8.5/10
Perkin.
05/06/15 Manhunter (1986)
You've seen this film, haven't you, my man.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091474/
10/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091474/
10/10
Perkin.
05/06/17 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Utter bo22ocks.
Hard to believe this was directed by John Singleton. 12 years before this, he directed the powerful Boyz N The Hood which still has a depressing relevance. When that film and (the much, much more shit) New Jack City were released there were riots as people were turned away from screenings.
This film has Guns, women in bikinis and fucking Hondas whizzing about.
Still, job's a job an' all that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322259/
Shit/10
Hard to believe this was directed by John Singleton. 12 years before this, he directed the powerful Boyz N The Hood which still has a depressing relevance. When that film and (the much, much more shit) New Jack City were released there were riots as people were turned away from screenings.
This film has Guns, women in bikinis and fucking Hondas whizzing about.
Still, job's a job an' all that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322259/
Shit/10
Perkin.
03/06/15 The Pact 2 (2014)
Actually seen this before but forgot. Wish I hadn't as it's poo.
First one's pretty decent though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2924442/
3/10
First one's pretty decent though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2924442/
3/10
Perkin.
03/06/15 The Dead Pit (1989)
Awful old knobwash, but if you like seeing women running about in peril in a spooky hospital wearing just her undies, this one has that.
Well, that's the bit you'll remember.
If you're as tragic as me.
Decent old-school splatter effects, but aside from that and the undies stuff, pretty terrible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122037/
3/10
Well, that's the bit you'll remember.
If you're as tragic as me.
Decent old-school splatter effects, but aside from that and the undies stuff, pretty terrible.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122037/
3/10
Perkin.
03/06/15 Apocalyptic (2014)
When, oh when, oh when will a documentary crew visit a secretive cult compound without it resulting in mass death and religious strangeness?!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3237154/
7/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3237154/
7/10
Perkin.
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