Film Plop

--07/16 The Resident (2011)

Woman rents a flat. Her landlord's a right wrong 'un. Breaking in to her place while she's out to burp the worm in her bath and stuff.
Dull.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334102/
4.4/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 The Killing Of Jacob Marr (2010)

Some evil space-egg makes some kid kill his family, then, twenty years later, some other people.

Again, can't actually remember too much about it. Don't matter though as I doubt many of you will want to watch the shit we sit through. I should go outdoors more often. Look at the trees and the sky rather than the idiot box. Plenty of time to watch films when I'm too old to move, rather than being too lazy to bother.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1591505/

Somewhere between 1-10/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 Marauders (2016)

Some bank robbers keep robbing banks belonging to Bruce Willis although he might be organising it himself or some such. Not sure, can't remember.

As with almost everything he's been in, Christopher Meloni is far better than the film surrounding him.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3963816/

5.5/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 Cardinal Matter (2016)

A chap returns home after going AWOL from the army and, in need of money, agrees to work for his cousin's small-time criminal team.

Recently they stole some vials of some kinda magic science potion that essentially turns people into a fleshy Terminator. Wounds instantly heal and that sorta stuff. Anyway, the shady boffins who invented this unlikely potion have decided they want it back and they should murderkill all the thieves.

A bit like that shit Bourne film, the one with the rumpled-face fella who isn't Matt Damon, but in many ways better as that film was bumwash compared to the other three. Haven't seen the new Bourne film yet, but I really hope it isn't shite.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3634908/

7.2/10

Perkin.

--/07/16 The Dooms Chapel Horror (2016)

A fellow visits a small town that has a problem with satanic cults and murderous demons. Not too bad. I think. Dunno, it was a month or so ago that I watched it but feels like flippin' ages.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974190

Probquitegoodish/10