The 58th film about
the plastic deathmidget. Much better than numbers 17-52.
Saturday, 30 September 2017
Happy Hunting (2017)
A boozy fellow finds
himself in one of those small towns that only exist in films where all the
townsfolk are involved in unlikely conspiritorial, murdery activities.
Still, must create a
pleasant sense of a unified community during the periods of time they're not
all out killing the innocent.
"Hello, Miriam,
is Gary around? I want to borrow his lawnmower"
"Yes, Albert.
He's just down the road burying that bus full of orphans in the patch of
wasteground. I'll get him to pop it over when he's back."
"Lovely,
ta."
Anyway, as unlikely
as the plot is, I think we quite enjoyed this nonsense. You might too.
Then again, you might
not. How am I supposed to know?
Baby Driver (2017)
A film where Kevin
Spacey forces a young lad to do things he doesn't want to.
IT'S LIKE HE WAS
TRYING TO TELL US ALL ALONG!
Also, the film's like
an annoying pop video that goes on for two hours.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3890160/
4/10
The Houses October Built 2 (2017)
Thought we'd seen the
first one, turned out we hadn't. Strangely enough, every Sptember/October, a
good number of low/mid budget horror films with some seasonal Halloween theme
get shat into cinemas and the internet's filmic abyss.
Annoyingly, I watch
quite a few of them in the hope of finding those rare gems that are worth the
effort. Most of them are crap or averagely mediocre, like this one. Not *bad*,
at all, but just another horror film, watched and forgotten soon after.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt7068818/
Last Rampage: The Escape Of Gary Tison (2017)
Funny thing, films
based on horrific true-life events.
"You remember
that terrible thing that happened?"
"Yeah."
"Wanna re-live
it, as if you was there, in great detail?"
"Yes
please."
"Jolly
good."
Anyway, this is based
on the story of some guy who broke out of jail, murdered some innocent people,
then met a fitting end. From what I remember, the acting was good and such, but
again I question the validity of such flicks when they feel a little
exploitative of real people's loss and suffering.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5833186
Ebola Zombies (2015)
Fucking hell, poor
bastards. I imagine being a zombie's bad enough, but having a dose of twatting
Ebola as well? What a kick in the penis.
I may not fully
recall the delicately nuanced details of this incandescent, filmquake
masterpiece, but this fills me with happiness as it will feel like such a fresh
viewing experience when I watch it next time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4207094/
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