Tales From The Crypt (1972)

Here you go, the last film we watched in 2018, uploaded for your disinterest less than a month after we saw it. You lucky bear!

Anyway, it's now a 47 year old film, so if you're into this sorta stuff, you've probably seen it already. It's one of those anthology spookers that the UK used to bash out frequently back in those days. All of 'em were daft old toffee, but almost always brilliantly entertaining.

And you can never go wrong with Peter Cushing.

The Blind Side (2009)

You may, if you're an incredibly unlikely fan of this blog who obsesses about detail, notice that The Podd watches a lot of films solo around public holidays. This is because my shite job insists that what applies to the great majority of the UK doesn't apply to us and I have to go to work.

This is something I look forward to one day leaving behind if we escape to the better life we're planning for.

However, it does mean that Podd can watch old guff like this without me moaning like a boring idiot about how bumholes it is.

I, Tonya (2017)

I didn't watch this, Podd did.

True life story about some ice skating scandal or some shit.

And if that description isn't enough to ensure I'll never bother, than nothing will be.

Cannibals And Carpet Fitters (2017)

I saw the ten minute short film that this is an extended version of and thought it was enjoyably silly twaddle with amusing dialogue and fun effects, and er, yeah, a longer version of that.

Ta.

Yardie (2018)

Film about a young fella who comes over to 1970s London to escape from a load of crime nonsense back in Jamaica.

Not too bad, and if you're a sad fuck like me, great for spotting vintage Brit motors.

Mystic River (2003)

I didn't watch this, Podd did.

Although I've seen it before, it's the one where millionaires pretend to be tough-guy working class people and suspect their mate is a nonce.

Bird Box (2018)

The one everyone's been wanking on about. The Netflix cover version of A Quiet Place.

Yeah, it was alright.

Fuck me. People really are dumb as a wanksock, aren't they:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jan/11/bird-box-challenge-teen-car-crash