28/12/12 House On Haunted Hill (1999)

Terrible shitcake crapped out of Hollywood's unimaginative arse thirteen years ago. Weak, derivative plot (even allowing for the fact that it's a remake), totally cock CGI that ruins what little entertainment it offers. Although Geoffery Rush is pretty good.

Alternative titles could include:

The Bungalow On Spooky Incline.

The Maisonette On Eerie Mound.

The Retirement Apartment On Macabre Elevation.

The Semi On The Shitheap.

The Squat On Creepy Bump.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185371/
2/10

Perkin.