20/05/13 Timecop (1994)

Johnny-Claude Transit-Ham plays a copperplod who can travel through time. If it needs more explanation  you've never seen one of his films before.

Obviously it's shit, but as enjoyable as anything else the wonky-voiced, half-pint Belgian has been involved in.

Although I did like No Retreat, No Surrender when I was 13.

I was a bit of a cock back then.

Well, even more than I am now.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111438/
5/10

Poncey haired twat.

Perkin.