1803/14 Dark House (2014)

Bloke inherits a house that floated away in a storm, his girlfriend's up the duff and his dad lives in a pipe or some shit.

Not too bad for the first 30 minutes, then that bloke from the fucking awful 'Saw' films turns up and this also becomes fucking awful.

Utterly sphincter.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1385543/
1.5/10

Perkin.