01/11/14 Return Of The Living Dead Part 3 (1993)

I can't be bollocksed to type much here. As you may (or may not) know, this series was an unashamed exploiter of the Romero franchise. With that in mind, it's pretty shit, but some of the effects are ace and it would take a lot more than fake blood to put me off doing sex things with Melinda Clarke. Who plays the main, demonic, pierced zombie woman person.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107953/
5/10

"Feed me more yellow! Nom! Nom! Nom!"

These people are (honestly) meant to be a youthful street gang in this film. Basically it looks more like a gay couple in their '50s have taken their son and daughter out.*

...

Don't care, still well up for that.

A nerd, in a lab coat, with a shotgun. 

"Quick! Run away from the insane cannibal zombie lady!... Oh, boobs. Hang on a mo."

Perkin.

Apologies for weak captions, I've got a cold.