27/02/15 Taken 3 (2014)

Half way through this film, I went for a poo and a shower (not at the same time, I'm not German) and having missed 20 or 30 minutes of the film, I managed to entirely fill in everything I'd missed almost instantly. 

The main thing I noticed, aside from the series' unrelenting fucking terribleness, is how big Liam Neeson's nose is:

Liam Nose-on more like.

Anyway, whoever writes these films should put away the crayons and have some Ribena or something.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2446042/

2/10

Perkin.