"Right team,
once again, last year, the camp suffered some, er, regrettable incidents. We
ask that this year, all attendees wear a full suit of armour and chainmail at
all times. Now, obviously, being based around lake side and waterborne
activities, we also ask that everyone wears their armbands and life
jackets."
"Even when
swimming and bathing?"
"Yes, Tammy, I'm
afraid so. It's a health and safety measure that we're kinda tied to from the
insurance point of view. Getting the policy renewal was a real pain in the
cunt."
"But the
murderer is dead! Surely there won't be more deaths this summer?"
"No! Of course
not... Eight or ten, tops, but otherwise it should be a calm few weeks."
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