Sunday, 31 December 2017

11/2017 American Assassin (2017)


Some young fella is on holiday when a bunch of jihadi ballsacks raid the beach resort and kill lots of people, including his girlfriend, who's just agreed to his proposal.
He reacts in the way any normal person would by turning himself into a home made Jason Bourne type fella. He goes off to kill those who ruined his wedding plans, which brings him to the attention of shady CIA types who decide he'd be a great candidate for their version of a Youth Training Scheme apprentiship.

YTS and apprentiships. If you're under 30, these are things that used to exist when you still had half a chance of getting somewhere in life in the U.K. if you weren't born into wealth.

Anyway, he does well and joins a furtive 'let's kill forigners' dept., having wee little adventures all over the world. Including, seriously, Croydon.
Although it's dressed up to be Turkey for some reason.
It's the same road I done my driving theory test in some years back.

CROYDON!!!





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