25/08/2013 Bad Milo (2013)

Film about a guy with an oddly cute alien-like stomach parasite who leaves his body to wreck havoc whenever he becomes stressed. It had the potential to be amusing but wastes it. I've had poos with more entertainment value.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2274570/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

4/10

Podd

30/05/12 I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

As someone on IMDB says, this is a film that doesn't care. I agree, it's completely rubbish but with some brilliantly groan-worthy dialogue and almost constant silliness. How can you not love a film that briefly features a talking shit?

Also, look at the title, what do you expect?

Told you.

Perkin.