09/12/12 The Fear (2012)

Another miniseries that I'm gonna include for the usual reasons.

Peter Mullan plays Eddie Scottish who years ago apparently 'took over' Brighton, in the gangster sense. Which apparently involves buying some houses and a hotel. A bit like Monopoly. In recent times his memory's starting going a bit bollock-shaped and he's eventually diagnosed with a dose of mind-spazz.

Personally I think he was just disappointed in having such a pair of cunts for sons.

There's a falling out with some lazily clichéd East European tracksuit-crims and a few people get dead/mouthraped.

Pretty meh, but Mullan was excellent, the best he's been since the tragically unknown Session 9. Watch that instead.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2316238/
4.5/10

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I find your breasts hilarious!

Director: "Everyone look at something slightly different."

"Fuck off, Withnail. You mincing, luvvie ponce."

Perkin.

25/04/12 Session 9 (2001)

Nice creeperflick that relies on old fashioned stuff like acting to develop plot, tension and menace.

Great use of the abandoned Danvers State Hospital as both part of the plotline and a foreboding, brick-y backround presence.

Quite a few people online question or try to interperate aspects of the plot. If you watch the film using the tube that connects your eyes to your brain, you'll see that the only area open for debate is wether or not the murders commited in the film are supernaturally influenced.

To which I say: Maybe. Dunno for sure.

Anyway, if you ain't seen it, have a peek.

9/10

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983/

                                                                           Perkin.