0806/14 X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014)

Same old shit, the last one was better.



Here's some more unlikely X Men, seems to be the habit on here:

Citrus - Can squirt lemon juice from fingertips. Can really sting if it gets in your eyes.

Glo-Worm - Entire body illuminates, comparable to a 5w bulb. Good for, like, reading a map at night.

Sarcasmo - Bit of a prick.

Papercut - Really sharp little fingernail. Often partners up with Citrus.

Woodneto - Like Magneto, but with wood. If you face him in battle, don't wear clogs. Good at climbing trees and lifting tables.

That'll do.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1877832/
5/10

Perkin

03/08/13 X Men (2000)

Hasn't changed since the last time we watched it.

Here's some more X Men I think should be introduced:


Sarcasto - Delivers devastating put-downs

Onan the Barbarian - A one-handed angry wanker

Papercut - Uses office stationary to lethal effect.

Keith - The world's most anonymous man, great for intel gathering.

James Bond - A middle-aged, English alcoholic, armed with an embarrassingly small 60yr old pistol.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120903/
8/10

Perkin

27/07/13 The Wolverine (2013)

A BBC reviewer amusingly described Wolverine as "an angry penknife". Pretty fair comment.

Anyway, this film's possibly great if you're 12, however if you're an adult, it's very disappointing. None of the fun of the first two Xmen films or the maturity of First Class.

If you want to know what happens plotwise, I filmed a remake on my mobile phone for you:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1430132/

2.5/10 (Or much higher if you're a kid or a tit.)

Perkin.