30/01/2015 Everly (2014)

Salma Hayek fights off various assassins in a building.

Seemingly written by a 12 year old boy as the first few scenes involve good looking scantily clad women toting guns trying to shoot each other before further good looking scantily clad women toting guns arrive to try to shoot each other before assorted goons and bad guys then turn up to have a go. That's all very well but it's dull to watch and extremely unlikely.  Apparently ongoing bursts of gunfire and explosions in a building which is presumably in a city is no cause for the police to arrive.

Hayek's boobs and a pink bear cuddly toy are the best things in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1945084

Boobs 10/10  Bear 10/10  Film 2/10

Podd

 

15/04/12 Transgression (2011)

Home invasion flick where Michael Ironside and his big boobed wife get tied up in their garage and some dastardly crookpeeps try and get in his safe.

Mr & Mrs Ironside escape, tables get turned and formula boxes get ticked.

It was alright. Cherry Tree Lane is a much better home invasion film if that's your thing.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1746624/

5/10

Can't find a poster, so have my artistic representation of Mr Ironside tied up, created in Micrapsoft Paint:

Perkin.