30/11/13 Alien Encounter (2008)

As we had a weekend off and nothing to do, we have spent most of the day watching The Horror Channel. The best part of the day was when I went for a nap and had a dream involving Chinese food, paintball guns, rollercoasters and stern women with massive boobs.

Anyway, in this film some people who have literally no acting ability wake up on a beach and then seem to recall being bum-fondled by spacemen. The blonde woman in driving gloves is awful beyond words.

Terrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1815582/
1/10

Perkin.

29/11/13 Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)

If you know the character, you can make a safe approximation of what the film's like.

I've been to Norfolk a couple of times. They're different up there. Odd place, I recommend a visit.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469021/
6.75/10

Perkin.

24/11/13 Images (1972)

Lots of people seem to think this is some sort of forgotten gem, A detailed and powerful portrayal of a woman's descent into loonybonk madness.

It's not, it's a tedious, dated, sack of arse where some actors be all actorly for 100 fucking boring minutes.

Load of ol' wank. 

Also, the scene where the husband comes home and takes off all his clothes apart from his shirt and his driving gloves made us want to punch him up the bollocks. What a spaz.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068732/

2/10

Perkin.