16/10/12 Hypothermia (2010)

Michael Rooker, some women, two young blokes and Kevinface  play people who decide to go ice fishing on a lake which gives the local rubberdevil the right arse!

Judged up against proper films that people pretend are important, this is a right load of titwank. If watched as the straight-up horror film it is, this is much better than many films we've watched this year.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313244/
7/10

Some examples of Kevinface's finest work:

Perkin.

17/01/12 Drive (2011)

Rodney Trotter wears a shit jacket and gives a man a shoeing in a lift whilst Carey fucking Mulligan watches with her stupid eyes. Critics wank themselves stupid because Trotter doesn't say much, piss-poor music sometimes plays and the credits look like ones from the '80s! THE '80s!!! CREDITS!!! A JACKET!!! TEDIUM!!!

Fucking arseholes.

The film's a total tub of fanny

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780504/

Perkin.