13/12/13 Syngenor (1990)

Evil mega corp invent a super-enhanced bio-weapon. Basically Robocop but made entirely of meat, without the metal bits. But also much more lizardy than Peter Weller, and he looks a bit like gecko.

Anyway, film's a load of scrotum, don't bother.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100728/
2/10

"Drink this you orangey slapper, I'm gonna have fun with you tonight"

"Fruit rape!!!"

"Keith, close your eyes and imagine I'm an Orange"

"Parcel for you mate, just sign here."

"This is Rover, my dog."

"Gary, it's a paperweight you daft bollock."

Lizard rave!

"Don't worry, love, they always aim for the shoulder."

Gay.

"Ha ha ha ha! Oh, Klarrg, you crack me up."

Perkin.

02/04/13 Babysitter Wanted (2008)

Young woman looks after a child who eats raw meat and wears a hat. People occasionally die. Better than you'd think.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0819755/
6.5/10

Perkin.