15/12/12 Black Moon Rising (1986)

Bum-awful old toss that retains some entertainment value due to the 'high tec' future gizmos on display. And Linda Hamilton when she was still worth one. Terrible hair though.

4/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090735/

Perkin.

15/12/12 Deja Vu (2006)

Denzil Washington battles bravely against a two hour plot hole.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467/
4/10

Perkin.

14/12/12 House At The End Of The Street (2012)

Standard whiny teen/struggling mum/odd neighbour stuff.

Does a twist near the end, it's not very good.

3/10
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1582507/

Perkin.

12/12/12 12/12/12 (2012)

1.2/12
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2313780/

"Corbett, motherfuckers!"

Perkin.

09/12/12 Betrayal (1983)

Jeremy Irons and Patricia Hodge have an unexciting, seemingly sexless affair whilst fully dressed in grey clothing.

Ben Kingsley possibly wears a wig and overacts. Apparently based on a play by Harold Pinter. Which reminds me of this:

Load of old wank.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085234/

1/10

Perkin.

09/12/12 Poltergeist (1982)

Here's a quote from the IMDB trivia page about this film:

"Steven Spielberg worked on Poltergeist and E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial literally back to back. Principal photography on Poltergeist ended in August of 1981, then Spielberg took a few weeks off and began work on E.T."


Yeah, that's called having a job, Spielberg you bearded cabbage.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/



Something about him that really tugs my balls. The man peaked 37 years ago with Jaws. Wanker.

5/10

Perkin.

09/12/12 The Fear (2012)

Another miniseries that I'm gonna include for the usual reasons.

Peter Mullan plays Eddie Scottish who years ago apparently 'took over' Brighton, in the gangster sense. Which apparently involves buying some houses and a hotel. A bit like Monopoly. In recent times his memory's starting going a bit bollock-shaped and he's eventually diagnosed with a dose of mind-spazz.

Personally I think he was just disappointed in having such a pair of cunts for sons.

There's a falling out with some lazily clichéd East European tracksuit-crims and a few people get dead/mouthraped.

Pretty meh, but Mullan was excellent, the best he's been since the tragically unknown Session 9. Watch that instead.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2316238/
4.5/10

Hello.

I find your breasts hilarious!

Director: "Everyone look at something slightly different."

"Fuck off, Withnail. You mincing, luvvie ponce."

Perkin.