21/07/12 The House (2007)

Why is it that in horror/spook films people are unrealistically brave? If I was to walk into a house for the first time and the walls started bleeding warnings of death, I'd fuck right off in a trail of brown mist. People in films though, they just think "Oh, this house is a bit rum, what with the bleeding walls, screaming undead shadow figures and the reocurring nightmarish flashbacks. I'll pop back tommorow."

Anyway, it's too long, the effects are a bit naff at times and for every half decent chill there's twenty minutes of boredom.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1070750/
5/10

Here's a picture of a tiny Terminator with our copy:

Perkin.