02/06/13 The Quick And The Dead (1995)

If viewed as a traditional western with the usual themes of revenge, redemption and lawlessness, it's pile of shit.

However, if viewed as a cartoonish pastiche of gunslinger flicks, with pop video visuals and ADD editing, it's still a pile of shit.

However, quality issues aside, the biggest worry is the impression that Leonardo Di Caprio and Sharon Stone do of each other in the film. The resemblance is very strong, which could result in a potentially embarrassing trouser alarm.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114214/
3.5/10

Leonardo Di Stone

Sharon Caprio

"Mr Blumenthal says mix with tomatoes and olives and pan fry for twenty minutes"

Old time diseases include: Consumption, Dropsy, Rickets and Head-Gap

Relaxing between takes with a quick litre of gin.

An Elephant on water skis. Obviously.

Perkin.