21/11/13 The Suckling (1990)

Bonkers twaddle about a woman who goes to a brothel to have an abortion. The foetus gets flushed down the chod-bin and slaps into some toxic stuff which makes him mutate into a big vengeful monster who enjoys scuttling about in the brothel's plumbing.

Utterly excrellent.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140581/
7/10 (But in a crap way)

"Mr Jenkins, I'm really not sure teaching is the career for you"

Beetlejuice?

I once got shitfaced on absinthe. The world went like this for a while.

Window scrotums, great for insulating your home.

"Oh, Gary! This place is just what we're after."

"Yorkshire!!!"

Perkin.