21/11/13 The Suckling (1990)

Bonkers twaddle about a woman who goes to a brothel to have an abortion. The foetus gets flushed down the chod-bin and slaps into some toxic stuff which makes him mutate into a big vengeful monster who enjoys scuttling about in the brothel's plumbing.

Utterly excrellent.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140581/
7/10 (But in a crap way)

"Mr Jenkins, I'm really not sure teaching is the career for you"

Beetlejuice?

I once got shitfaced on absinthe. The world went like this for a while.

Window scrotums, great for insulating your home.

"Oh, Gary! This place is just what we're after."

"Yorkshire!!!"

Perkin.

30/06/13 Entity (2012)

Some people look for ghosts in Russia.

It was actually filmed in Yorkshire, you can tell by the the occasional wild flatcap spotted in the background and one scene is shot in front of a whippet bush.

Starts off OK, goes boring. Ends.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1842356/
4/10

Perkin.

27/10/12 Inbred (2011)

A film about four cheeky teens enjoying a fun, typical Yorkshire weekend.

Better than expected, especially as it's from the writer/director of the shit-awful Cradle of Fear. Imagine Deliverance crossed with The League Of Gentlemen with some very impressive and hugely splatty gore effects. Coulda definitely done with having thirty minutes trimmed off it but worth a go if you're in the mood for some horror silliness.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1723124/
6.5/10

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Cheryl Cole.

Winner of Yorkshire's Mr Politically Correct 2012

Slipknot are just getting lazy these days.

Perkin.