27/10/12 Inbred (2011)

A film about four cheeky teens enjoying a fun, typical Yorkshire weekend.

Better than expected, especially as it's from the writer/director of the shit-awful Cradle of Fear. Imagine Deliverance crossed with The League Of Gentlemen with some very impressive and hugely splatty gore effects. Coulda definitely done with having thirty minutes trimmed off it but worth a go if you're in the mood for some horror silliness.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1723124/
6.5/10

This week on Fruitbowl Conversations, apple.

Cheryl Cole.

Winner of Yorkshire's Mr Politically Correct 2012

Slipknot are just getting lazy these days.

Perkin.

18/09/12 I know What I Saw (2009)

Feature length documentary which I'll include as it contains a lot of fiction.

After viewing this, I indeed know what I saw. I admit it wasn't the usual blend of inbreds and flakes claiming they got bum-pregnant after being fondled by an alien, but for every compelling case put forward there's another that sounds like toasted wank.

Also contains the tedious, fucking obligatory appearance by Britains 'favourite' conspiracy gnome, Nick Pope. Fella, you sealed envelopes in a small room, for a short time, fifteen years ago. You're as much of an authority on UFOs as I am on jetpacks. Bellend.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1579236/
4/10

Perkin.

(P.S. My book, '101 Jetpacks' is in shops tommorow.)