06/01/13 Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

Brundlegnome Toby Jones plays a sound chap working on an Italian horror film. It all goes a bit wrong and he might be a mental or something.

The chin-strokey end of the film critic rainbow have been wanking all over this for a while. Nicely shot, but fucking hell, it's boring, we're talking the cinematic equivalent of Belgium.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1833844/
2/10

Perkin.

 

18/09/12 I know What I Saw (2009)

Feature length documentary which I'll include as it contains a lot of fiction.

After viewing this, I indeed know what I saw. I admit it wasn't the usual blend of inbreds and flakes claiming they got bum-pregnant after being fondled by an alien, but for every compelling case put forward there's another that sounds like toasted wank.

Also contains the tedious, fucking obligatory appearance by Britains 'favourite' conspiracy gnome, Nick Pope. Fella, you sealed envelopes in a small room, for a short time, fifteen years ago. You're as much of an authority on UFOs as I am on jetpacks. Bellend.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1579236/
4/10

Perkin.

(P.S. My book, '101 Jetpacks' is in shops tommorow.)