24/01/14 The Being (1983)

Imagine a version of The Thing done by people who couldn't be arsed. And where the creature wasn't some amazing transmorphic beast but a bloke in a suit that looks like a big rubber poo.

Should've been high-camp fun, wasn't. Was boring splash.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085224/
2/10

"Don't fuckin' move, punk!"

"Gary, that's a car you twat."

"I found Hawking's work on the singularities of gravitational collapse directed at too broad an audience. I think you'll find my thesis on single-dimensional elemental particles a far more challenging and mature read. Especially if you're mashed on weed, dude."

"Dave, pick me up a beef pasty and some Quavers."

"Why can't you get them?"

"I'm having a bad hair day. People will stare at me."

"Good lord! If these calculations are correct... This film is utter shit!"

Perkin.