26/01/14 Escape Plan (2013)

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger (combined age 133) find themselves in an inescapable Perspex prison. Presumably for crimes against acting.

Unlikely plot nonsense aside, surely a nice retirement home with access to treadmills and a golf course would be more befitting men of their advancing years. Ideally somewhere that avoids giving those those fiddly five pence pieces in change or where they play that young person hip-step music.

Anyway, yeah, it's like the film Cocoon but with guns an' shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1211956/
2.5/10

Perkin.