11/05/14 Dracula 2000 (2000)

Here's a selection of thoughts that came to me watching this:

"I remember when this came out, I thought it was shit. I wonder If I was being a little harsh?"

"No. It's shit."

"Dracula 2000? Sounds like a fucking armchair or something the elderly use to assist bathing."

"Is that Gerard Butler from '300'? I've never seen that as it looks fucking terrible."

"Then again, I'm watching this, it can't be much worse."

"Dracula films peaked with the Hammer efforts forty years ago."

"'Never fuck with an antiques dealer!' is quite a funny line."

"Why am I watching this? I have work tomorrow."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219653/
3/10

Perkin.