Vinnie Jones is poorly cast as some loving dad who's (possibly, can't remember) a cop. Problem is, Jones has a manner and face reminiscent of a punch and so when he's spouting dialogue like:
"I love you, precious daughter. Here, have five ponies. You're as delicate as a cloud."
It sounds like his intention is:
"I'm going to smash your eyes off with a brick and kick you under a van."
It also has Christian Slater looking unhappy.
He's probably a bit skint these days.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2483208/
2.5/10
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