04/01/15 The Abductors (1972)

The plot of this film, people are kidnapping young girls to use them as sex slaves - then get rescued, is covered in about as much time as it took to read that. The rest of the film is people getting out their tits and cocks, then doing very unconvincing sex with each other. Seriously, bloody sin-pillows everywhere.

Don't get me wrong, I flippin' love boobs, they're probably evolution's finest achievement. Well, that and eyes to look at them. However, even I was almost getting bored of looking at fun-bags by the end of this toilet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068164/
2/10

Here are some screen caps taken from some of the few moments there aren't a set of wobble-tops flopping around:

A lot of waistband going on here.

Reg having some fun with his X box.

"I'll give you a sugar lump if you pop out yer horse-tits"

A lot of face going on in this one.

Sutcliffe-looking twat.

Once the engine is switched off, this plane will take off its bra and get out its plane-tits.

Perkin.