Picture yourself as a
high ranking decision maker involved in black ops during the cold war. There's
a hostile, yet very strategically important, area that you think you may be
able to convert to your way of thinking. Do you use:
A. Force? Send in a
team of crack, shadowy elites to dispose of any obstacles and smoothly install
a figurehead leader who plays for your team.
B. Financial
incentives? A huge skip full of cash has universally persuasive powers. In the
long game it will be a small price for a big advantage.
C. Co-operation? The
offer of partnership and protection boosts the host nation's standing in the
global arena and can bring all manner of economic/social opportunities.
D. A somersaulting
100lb dwarf in a Christmas jumper who can cartwheel and ponce about on a
trampoline?
If you're lucky
enough to have friends who enjoy watching terrible old shit for the
unintentional humour with you, this one's a gem. Watching it on your own
though, it's a bit of a drag.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/
??/10
"Falconry, Paul, is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you choose a bird, then you put on some protection, find a place in the countryside giver her a good workout."
"Tony, your a fucking prick."
"I... I know, Paul. I'm lonely."
Yup, definitely be my choice to infiltrate a hostile Asian nation.
"...But you may know me by my street name, G-Money Killa"
"Tokyo Drift, mate. Best in the series."
Forking nonsense.
"Hiya!"
"Hello, Keith."
"Welcome to the league of heterosexuals"
Perkin.
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