12/07/19 Body Count (1986)

An Italian slasher film pretending it's an American one, made in the '80s. That probably tells you more than enough about the quality of it.

However, it does have this fantastically named lady in the cast:

That poster is from a different film. Which also appears to be Italian and therefore probably terrible.

Anyway,

"Yup, I'm one of the last of my kind. The big land barons moved in, bought up everything. fifty years ago, I had two-hunnerd acres. Mimsys growing as far as the eye could see. Now all the mega corps just be sittin' in their towers, looking out at miles of Butt meadows and Penis Fields. Damn shame, you ask me."

#IAmMimsy