26/05/19 Greta (2018)

An older lady befriends a much younger woman. At first all seems well, then it turns out the older woman might be a murderous loony.

The moral of the story? Never trust anyone you meet, less so if they seem gentle and kind.

In fact, the next time you meet someone who seems like a decent, well adjusted human, just point at them, repeatedly shouting "PROBABLE MURDERER OR BABY FIDDLER!" as loudly as you can until the police arrive and arrest them*.

*You.