04/05/14 Nightwatch (1994)

Danish film about a chap who gets a job as a night time security guard. Convoluted, over long, boring and the twist is obvious.

Not much more to say. Here's some Danish soldiers:

They're probably protecting some bacon and ...*checks Wikipedia* ...Lego! 

And possibly pastries.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110631/

3.5/10

Perkin.

29/04/12 Opstandelsen (2010)

Danish zombie film where people are in a church, enjoying a nice quiet funeral and a bit of cocaine when attack-zombies crawl out of the graveyard and get their bite on.

It's one of the better zombie films we've seen for a while, the effects are very good (done by a guy called Janus Vinther who wrote a great book on how to do low budget splat shots) and at 50 minutes, nice and short.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1571408/

7/10

                                                      "Don't look! I'm having a poo!"
                                                                    "OK"


                                                            Perkin.