04/05/14 Nightwatch (1994)

Danish film about a chap who gets a job as a night time security guard. Convoluted, over long, boring and the twist is obvious.

Not much more to say. Here's some Danish soldiers:

They're probably protecting some bacon and ...*checks Wikipedia* ...Lego! 

And possibly pastries.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110631/

3.5/10

Perkin.

11/08/12 Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011)

Massively boring zombie film where lots of Germans talk English.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1416336/
2.8/10

Poster makes it look FAR more interesting than it is!

Perkin.