10/02/13 Grave Encounters 2 (2012)

The first Grave Encounters was one of the better found footage spookers. It was still shit, but some of the performances (the psychic is a particular highlight) were entertaining and a few of the scares worked well. However, the sequel is pretty much just shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2231554/
2.5/10

He's probably grumpy due to not having a cock.

Perkin.

18/11/12 The Amazing Transplant (1970)

The Ralph Wiggum of films.

Man with eyebrows is normal with women until he sees their earrings, then he rapes them. Brilliant explanation of this near the end. (Spoiler: It's 'cos he's had a cock transplant.)

Written and directed by Doris Wishman who also done Deadly Weapons. She would've been 58yrs old when this was made. Possibly the world's coolest nan. She was still directing films up until she died in 2002, aged 90.

As screamingly awful and great as you imagine.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065390/
10/10

Leo, I'm your dad.

Might be.

Icke was tired. He needed to spend time with Wisdom Horse.

Enlighten me, Wisdom Horse.

Perkin.