10/06/14 Colera (2013)

Short film, only seven minutes, but I'm including it as it's got an IMDB and it's quite good. Also it's got that bloke with eyebrows who's been in longer films that we like.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2745606/

7/10

Here ya go, watch it yerself:

http://vimeo.com/92601452

Ta.

Perkin.

28/04/14 Sleep Tight (2011)

Spanish film where a rum bugger with massive eyebrows stalks a lady and buys some porn for a child.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1437358/
8/10

Perkin.

18/11/12 The Amazing Transplant (1970)

The Ralph Wiggum of films.

Man with eyebrows is normal with women until he sees their earrings, then he rapes them. Brilliant explanation of this near the end. (Spoiler: It's 'cos he's had a cock transplant.)

Written and directed by Doris Wishman who also done Deadly Weapons. She would've been 58yrs old when this was made. Possibly the world's coolest nan. She was still directing films up until she died in 2002, aged 90.

As screamingly awful and great as you imagine.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065390/
10/10

Leo, I'm your dad.

Might be.

Icke was tired. He needed to spend time with Wisdom Horse.

Enlighten me, Wisdom Horse.

Perkin.

24/05/12 Incubus (1982)

Silly old tits about some people getting killed thirty years ago. Some great moustaches on show.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084133/

Purple/10

"Yo! Where dem biatches at? Let's get this party started!"

                                   "Mr Steven Hawkins? You're nicked, you slaaaag!"

"Going... down?" *Wink*

Eyebrows.

"Is he still there?"

"Yes officer, fucking weirdo"

"Good 'tache though"

"Aye."

Perkin.